Bentikcen is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong naga.
Bentikcen created viruses eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bentikcen, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bentikcen, he will turn you into a goat.
Bentikcen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Bentikcen's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never skip near nematodes.
3. You must never eat carrots.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Pray towards the south.