Tomladrotrip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage capybara.

Tomladrotrip created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomladrotrip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tomladrotrip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tomladrotrip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tomladrotrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.