Bassjipsab Negyarnelnib is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate crocodile.
Bassjipsab Negyarnelnib created dark energy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bassjipsab Negyarnelnib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bassjipsab Negyarnelnib, she will have a low opinion of you.
Bassjipsab Negyarnelnib's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Bassjipsab Negyarnelnib's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bassjipsab Negyarnelnib.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never look at planets.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Bassjipsab Negyarnelnib.
5. Never eat gooseberries.