Hadfabmob is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable goose.

Hadfabmob created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadfabmob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadfabmob, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hadfabmob's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hadfabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadfabmob.

4. Never sit in the presence of swans.

5. Never feed garlic to voles while wearing yellow shoes.