Sadnigbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unfair lizard.

Sadnigbud created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadnigbud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sadnigbud, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sadnigbud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sadnigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Do not take Sadnigbud's name in vain.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never laugh in holy places.