Dottigdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sapient walrus.

Dottigdiss created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Dottigdiss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dottigdiss, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dottigdiss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dottigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect your elders.