Nanfossflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional fly.

Nanfossflab created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfossflab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanfossflab, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nanfossflab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nanfossflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always obey Nanfossflab's priests.

3. Hide from indigo bats for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your legs white.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.