Soghitab is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, ruthless badger.
Soghitab created viruses five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Soghitab, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Soghitab, he will laugh at you.
Soghitab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Soghitab's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never paint your legs yellow.
3. Always wear brown.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not wear iron on your body.