Timkenarfvonksafdotkin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast swan.

Timkenarfvonksafdotkin created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timkenarfvonksafdotkin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Timkenarfvonksafdotkin, she will be very unhappy.

Timkenarfvonksafdotkin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Timkenarfvonksafdotkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to foxes while wearing gray tights.

2. Do not take Timkenarfvonksafdotkin's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about stars.