Weeripmif is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident grasshopper.

Weeripmif created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeripmif, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weeripmif, she will turn you into a sheep.

Weeripmif's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Weeripmif's Holy Commandments

1. Weeripmif loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help rats in need.