Benarphot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable gnu.

Benarphot created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benarphot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Benarphot, she will laugh at you.

Benarphot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Benarphot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Always help doves.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about gravity.