Fodvidbon is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, merciless dugong.
Fodvidbon created bats three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fodvidbon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fodvidbon, she will turn you into a worm.
Fodvidbon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Fodvidbon's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick dolphins.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not speak about pineapples.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.