Flamnulltam is a god.
She takes the form of a large, fussy warg.
Flamnulltam created a photon seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Flamnulltam, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Flamnulltam, she will turn you into a puffin.
Flamnulltam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Flamnulltam's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Flamnulltam eight times a day.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not eat beans.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not shave your hands.