Rakdogpad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing goat.

Rakdogpad created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdogpad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakdogpad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rakdogpad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rakdogpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo rings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about black holes.