Dutbamtenquim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise centipede.

Dutbamtenquim created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutbamtenquim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutbamtenquim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dutbamtenquim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dutbamtenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutbamtenquim.