Wannur Jigfottar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced jellyfish.

Wannur Jigfottar created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wannur Jigfottar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wannur Jigfottar, she will be very unhappy.

Wannur Jigfottar's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wannur Jigfottar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help goats.