Vidyoktad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless dingo.

Vidyoktad created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidyoktad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vidyoktad, it will come to you in dreams.

Vidyoktad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vidyoktad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Put Vidyoktad first in all things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never write about amino acids.