Larntettisid Konfigcet is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast dragon.

Larntettisid Konfigcet created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larntettisid Konfigcet, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larntettisid Konfigcet, she will ignore you.

Larntettisid Konfigcet's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Larntettisid Konfigcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Larntettisid Konfigcet.