Dottampad Bogjancit Rigstafven is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful jellyfish.

Dottampad Bogjancit Rigstafven created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dottampad Bogjancit Rigstafven, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dottampad Bogjancit Rigstafven, he will come to you in dreams.

Dottampad Bogjancit Rigstafven's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dottampad Bogjancit Rigstafven's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Dottampad Bogjancit Rigstafven.

3. Do not take Dottampad Bogjancit Rigstafven's name in vain.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.