Ing is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable finch.

Ing created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ing, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ing, she will not invite you to parties.

Ing's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ing's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.