Ranjinhan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, grumpy warg.

Ranjinhan created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranjinhan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ranjinhan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ranjinhan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ranjinhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from white badgers for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.