Matdosscar is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, capable faun.
Matdosscar created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Matdosscar, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Matdosscar, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Matdosscar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Matdosscar's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear blue clothing.
2. You must love Matdosscar.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Always look after injured great tits.
5. Never go into yellow rooms.