Matdosscar is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable faun.

Matdosscar created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matdosscar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Matdosscar, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Matdosscar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Matdosscar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. You must love Matdosscar.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.