Tiklarghub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident human.

Tiklarghub created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiklarghub, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tiklarghub, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tiklarghub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tiklarghub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Never eat green fruit.