Rapkomwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying meerkat.

Rapkomwod created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rapkomwod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rapkomwod, he will cry a lot.

Rapkomwod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rapkomwod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapkomwod.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide if five sharks approach from the east.

5. You must pray to Rapkomwod seven times a day.