Kikdotlit Dumbudbafril is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthinking duck.

Kikdotlit Dumbudbafril created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikdotlit Dumbudbafril, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikdotlit Dumbudbafril, it will come to you in dreams.

Kikdotlit Dumbudbafril's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Kikdotlit Dumbudbafril's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.