Cisscudspag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy turtle.

Cisscudspag created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Cisscudspag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cisscudspag, it will turn you into a tree.

Cisscudspag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cisscudspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the west.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.