Kenrutbap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered pigeon.

Kenrutbap created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenrutbap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenrutbap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kenrutbap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kenrutbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Do not take Kenrutbap's name in vain.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Kenrutbap on top of all buildings.
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