Minmisarf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent wren.

Minmisarf created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minmisarf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Minmisarf, he will torture you forever.

Minmisarf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Minmisarf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if nine birds approach from the east.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.