Mipliblun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless salamander.

Mipliblun created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipliblun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mipliblun, he will not care at all.

Mipliblun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mipliblun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Erect five iron sculptures of Mipliblun on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Do not dye your hair black.