Catcimsad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited manatee.

Catcimsad created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Catcimsad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catcimsad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Catcimsad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Catcimsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear purple corsets.