Lathitran is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered fox.

Lathitran created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lathitran, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lathitran, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lathitran's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lathitran's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple tights.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lathitran.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about tortoises.