Kopbissjamtikmifnibhit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent mink.

Kopbissjamtikmifnibhit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbissjamtikmifnibhit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kopbissjamtikmifnibhit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kopbissjamtikmifnibhit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kopbissjamtikmifnibhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Kopbissjamtikmifnibhit loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Run away if nine horses approach from the east.