Wonyarpveglun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving tapir.

Wonyarpveglun created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonyarpveglun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wonyarpveglun, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wonyarpveglun's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wonyarpveglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always obey Wonyarpveglun's priests.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not cook food in pots.