Gubjarnteen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sapient whale.

Gubjarnteen created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubjarnteen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubjarnteen, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gubjarnteen's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gubjarnteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Always help snails.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick great tits.