Sinditlab is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy coyote.
Sinditlab created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Sinditlab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sinditlab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Sinditlab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Sinditlab's Holy Commandments1. Sinditlab loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Always look after injured geese.
5. You must never eat tomatoes.