Vog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless hedgehog.

Vog created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vog, it will remove you from existence.

Vog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always obey Vog's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat carrots.
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