Latviljat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciless yak.

Latviljat created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Latviljat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latviljat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Latviljat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Latviljat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.