Kimtetticumhivmilhivtar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical guinea pig.

Kimtetticumhivmilhivtar created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimtetticumhivmilhivtar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kimtetticumhivmilhivtar, he will turn you into a rat.

Kimtetticumhivmilhivtar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kimtetticumhivmilhivtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Respect your elders.