Madmilrat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable lizard.

Madmilrat created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madmilrat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madmilrat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Madmilrat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Madmilrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the west.