Dogcip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fussy wasp.

Dogcip created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogcip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dogcip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dogcip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dogcip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Dogcip loves goats, so they must be honoured.