Yarpyarpvedmigspag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise centipede.

Yarpyarpvedmigspag created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpyarpvedmigspag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarpyarpvedmigspag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yarpyarpvedmigspag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yarpyarpvedmigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Do not make images of living things.