Rutyikbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous jackal.

Rutyikbot created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutyikbot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rutyikbot, she will destroy your home planet.

Rutyikbot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rutyikbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Worship no other gods but Rutyikbot.

3. Rutyikbot loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.