Hinstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy deer.

Hinstip created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinstip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hinstip, it will think nothing of it.

Hinstip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hinstip.

2. Do not take Hinstip's name in vain.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.