Hatnadfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome crow.

Hatnadfut created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hatnadfut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hatnadfut, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hatnadfut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hatnadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help whales.