Tomhenhig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate camel.

Tomhenhig created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomhenhig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tomhenhig, she will destroy your home planet.

Tomhenhig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tomhenhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from mauve grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.