Habdottal is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic horse.

Habdottal created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habdottal, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habdottal, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Habdottal's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Habdottal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.