Zabgabquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong cobra.

Zabgabquim created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zabgabquim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zabgabquim, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zabgabquim's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Zabgabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help dolphins in need.