Zussfasbifsis is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful wolf.

Zussfasbifsis created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zussfasbifsis, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zussfasbifsis, he will torture you forever.

Zussfasbifsis' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zussfasbifsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.