Bomlenleg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered donkey.

Bomlenleg created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomlenleg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bomlenleg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bomlenleg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bomlenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.