Zotmigflag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane eagle.

Zotmigflag created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zotmigflag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zotmigflag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zotmigflag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zotmigflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Put Zotmigflag first in all things.